Wedding Bells

After a full day of play, I was starting to think about a bath and bed.  I was a little surprised when Mom plopped me in the sink right after dinner, but as is my nature, I just went right along with it.

Then Cole joined me and it was GAME ON!

Mom and Dad wrestled us into some really weird clothes and shipped us off just when I was getting excited about bedtime.  I was a little annoyed until I realized we were going to a party for Aunty Heaven! 
Cole was happy to see her looking like a princess, but pretty bummed when he found out she was officially off the market.  Lucky Rob!

Cole was a champ throughout the ceremony.  I was really busy flirting with the pretty girls behind me and had to be escorted out.  I think Dad was worried about their dates getting jealous because I was really a big hit.  I hear weddings are a great place to meet people, I guess I just need to be more strategic and flirt only with the ladies who are there with no date.

Guess who was the first man on the dance floor.  It was pretty hard to get this kid OFF the dance floor actually.

And guess who sat and ate the entire reception.

I'm not sure who this lady is.  She bears a vague resemblance to Mom, but there's no way it's her.  Where's the ponytail and dirty sweatpants?  What's that on her face and how come she doesn't smell like my barf?  I'm telling Mom about Dad's pretty girlfriend just as soon as I figure out how to speak.  I can't believe Cole didn't bust him!

I may be a flirt, but my big bro is a world class ladies man!  He gave Aunty Heaven a LOT of smooches and hugs and asked if she could please come and stay the night at our house.  I was sure she'd say yes, but shockingly she decided to hang out with that Rob guy instead.  We are officially second best.  Lucky dude.  Lucky dude.

Congratulations Aunty Heaven!  You are the most beautiful bride and we're so happy you're happy.  We love you!