Brutha's Baby Wash

We're all about supporting small business owners here in Vandyville.  Check out the cool new business venture I recently frequented. It's called Brutha's Baby Wash and it's run by our favorite young entrepeneur - Cole!

At first, I thought the service was great.  They were definitely friendly.

And... they seemed to be committed to doing a quality job as well.

I started to get a little nervous when the owner seemed to be taking a little TOO much pleasure in his work...

He did his best to reassure me, but still... there was a sinister tone to his laugh.

He signed me up for the supreme soak cycle!

I've never heard of anyone needing to be doused 14 times, but he assured me he was a qualified expert in dirty boys so I let him do his thing.

He must've spent 20 minutes spiking and smoothing and then dousing my hair.  I still have my doubts about his process, but he says it's the best in town.

When we moved on to the power rinse, I had no choice but to threaten to call the Better Business Bureau on him.

A guy can only get so clean, right? 
I'm all for the little man, but next time I think I'll take my business back to Mom's.  I know it's big business, but there's a reason babies the world over go there.
Sorry Cole!  Best of luck in your next venture.  I'm out!