Conversations With Cole

Mom:  (walks into living room to find Cole painting with no pants or undies on)  Cole!  What are you doing?

Cole:  I'm making a rocket Mom.

Mom:  Honey, what happened to your pants?!

Cole:  They were making me hot so I had to take them off.

Mom:  Where are they? Did they get dirty? Did you go potty?

Cole:  (begins to show signs of annoyance at the endless string of painfully obvious questions) ah, I went potty but they are not dirty.  They're in your bed.

Mom:  But honey, WHERE are your underwear?

Cole:  (clearly annoyed at this point) They're in my pants Mom.  (tries to change the subject to a less annoying line of interrogation)  Look, it's a rocket!

Mom:  Cole honey, why did you take your underwear off?  You need underwear on.

Cole:  But Mom they make me tickle so I can't wear them.  I just can't wear underwear, but Ghosty took his underwear off too.

Mom:  Oh Cole.  What am I going to do with you?

Cole:  Mom!  I MADE YOU A ROCKET!