Lords of the Land

You probably already know that we are Lords of Vandyville.  Finally, Mom and Dad started treating us like the royalty we are.

They took us to a proper home for two young princes.  A gigantic castle!

Of course it was fully stocked with all the coolest weapons.

We were slightly annoyed that we couldn't access them and Lord B was very annoyed that Mom and Dad wouldn't buy him a real sword or a real suit of armor.  They're lucky he didn't throw them in the dungeon.

Mom thinks the guy must really love his job.

Lord B only forgot about the armor when he saw a real life genuine KING!
 

I was very impressed and wanted to go give the guy knuckles.  Mom fought me off while Dad took on Lord Cole with the lame-oh wooden swords they got us.  How embarassing.

Oh and there were other grown ups who were dressed up like Lords and Ladies.  Our parents could only be persuaded to wear the crowns.

Ah well, we made the most of it.

When we finally got into the arena, we learned we were from Casa Valiente and Lord Valiente was our knight.  He was the blue knight and he was AWESOME.

There he is!  He was the real deal with long knight hair and an english accent and everything! Oh and he rode a real horse who pooped in the sand and a servant (who also looked like the real deal) ran out to shovel the poop.  We thought that was hilarious!

We ate without forks or spoons and didn't get in trouble! 

It was a great show filled with knightly games, fights, horse tricks and even a falcon show.  We were so happy until the end when the knights started killing each other off and Mom told us it wasn't real.  What a buzz kill!

Proof the Momparazzi was there.

In the end, Lord Valiente won and we cheered like maniacs.  What a great show for two royal Vandys.