Mommy! Daddy puuuush me!

I am really a big fan of this whole talking thing.  My favorite thing to talk about are all the bad things Daddy does.
I love to tell Mommy:
Daddy Puuush me
Daddy touch Tyler
Daddy do dat
Daddy eat dat
Daddy stinky
I am also a very big fan of scolding Boots for any and everything.
Also, I remind Cole quite regularly that I own this world.
"No, Coley No! It's my _____.  It's MINE!"

Somehow... I never scold or tell on Mommy.
We are best buds.  How could I?!