Snakes and Snails - Not Here!

Last week, hygeine was all but forgotten while Mom was away.
We were stinky, dirty manly men! 
This week, it's a different story.  sigh.
At least Mom lets me reinact scenes from Pirates of the Carribean
while I have to de-funkify.

It's been a little boring without B in the bath for three weeks.
Dr. Miner said he couldn't have water in his ears so can you believe
he got away with NO hair washing for 21 days?!  How do I get in on that deal?!

He got a clean bill of health and the go-ahead to scrub on Monday.
Since he's been super cranky all week and will NOT be put down,
he also experienced his first shower this week.
I'm a little worried about how much he liked it, because I like
messing with, I mean cleaning him during MY bathtime!
C'mon Mom...  He's my bath toy, not yours.