6 going on 18

As you know, Coley and I are complete opposites. Example #576 of this fact is our appetites. I am insatiable. I out eat my brother at every single meal. I am especially ravished at breakfast and it's nothing for me to put down a massive pancake, sausage, hot chocolate, fruit and juice. I'm also starving before bed.

Tonight Mom busted me trying to stock up on calories just to make it through the night. Who needs a glass, Ma? We all know none of you are getting anything out of this carton anyway!