Strange Happenings

Dad and I were at camp with Coop and Coop's dad. I was walking up to do the zipline with Coop and I GOT STUNG ON THE LEG! I had to take all my stuff off, go to the first aid station and get it taken care of. I came back to the zipline, put all the gear back on and was climbing to the top when the entire camp heard me scream "I GOT STUNG AGAIN! I AM NOT DOING THIS!!!!"  This one was painful, but I got over it. The next morning we came home and Mom thought it looked funny. She had me off to the clinic in no time. By the time we got there, my belly had really started to swell.

I had a fever and the red spot was expanding quite quickly so the lady at the clinic sent us on to a more advanced facility. It was SUPER infected so I had to take antibiotics for a long long time.
Why do these freaky things always happen to me?