The Hat That Was Actually A Last Straw

On Fridays we get to wear hats if we pay $.25. Coley's hat was a little too exciting and it actually turned into the straw that broke Mrs. Polster's back. We're all a little fuzzy on the details, but apparently it was extremely distracting for the entire 4th grade and ended up being forcefully removed and placed into isolation in Coley's backpack. What's so interesting about a hat anyway?!