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| I find the best way to commit a crime is in the nude. It's also best to act when surveilance is distracted. For example, Dad was running a bath for me, so I quickly and quietly slipped out to sneak a few extra chocolate chips from his cake. Unbeknownst to me... there were TWO guards on duty. One of them had surveilance equipment! I was totally busted. |
Luckily, it was a female guard. I'm not trying to be sexist or anything, but when you get a lady guard, your first approach should always be to dazzle with cuteness. The ladies are a sucker for cuties!
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| Okay that totally didn't work on this lady. Yeesh! I had to go for plan B. which is to make a run for it! |
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| Plan B also failed! I had no choice but to resort to scaring her with my Monster pose. This guard was no joke... I'm sad to say I was apprehended white handed and sent straight to the tub for corporal punishment. It's hard work to be sneaky around here! |
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