Cole is sick... so you know, the world revolves around throw up and poop.
Mom: Cole, did you go potty? Is your tummy still upset?
Cole: Well. I just did a diarrhea, but it was a little diarrhea.. Well, it was little, but it had smoke.
later that same day
Cole: Mom! Come here! Moooom!
Mom: [Comes in the bathroom] What is it honey?
Cole: Mom! I did a snowball poop - look!
and the next morning...
Mom: Honey are you feeling better? [walks into the bathroom where Cole is]. Did you go potty?
Cole: Well.. can I tell you something Mom? I just tried to poop and I pushed really hard like ungh but I didn't poop. I think my butt is out of batteries.
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