Wolf Boy

All over the news, people are talking about "identifying" as something different. Well I happen to identify as a wolf! This means I need large quantities of red meat or "real meat" in order to survive. I tried to order a piece of "cow or pig with blood - not cooked" at El Jaripeo the other day, but I was totally discriminated against. They brought me cooked steak!  I'm thinking about filing a lawsuit or starting a social media war. Stay tuned.