Mom: Cole honey, please... Mommy has asked you SO many times. Please eat your dinner!
Cole: I can't eat right now Mom. I just have to dance. When I hear dance, I have to do my moves.
Mom: Cole, I'm going to turn the music off. Sit down and eat.
Cole: But Mom... everyone wants to see me dance. Everyone... I mean, B will cry if I don't.
(later that same night Cole is streaking through the house stark naked)
Mom: Is that a naked boy?!
Cole: Nope. I'm not naked. I'm a superhero and Superheroes are NOT naked.
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