Monday, April 2, 2018

Free Lessons!

Dad almost had B talked into joining freestyle season. He even participated in a little free lesson with Coley tonight!

As you can see, I firmly believe wrestling is the best sport ever...

Unfortunately, B had a panic before bedtime and absolutely refused to participate after all.
We'll find your sport, B. Thanks for trying!

Saturday, March 24, 2018

NOT my Future

Tonight, we went back to The Comedy Barn! We were so excited to show Grandma and Bugga and were looking forward to another evening of laughter.

Mom took Coley down front to meet Nils, the juggler.

He tried to give Coley a lesson.

Then he tried to sell Coley his book. Uh... yeah man, we just think you're funny. Juggling is NOT in my future.

Friday, March 23, 2018

Pricey Princess

Bristol May has been to the vet almost every single month since we've had her. She has had a UTI all winter! Today we took x-rays to try to find out what the heck is going on. All clear!
Now we are going to have to try putting her on a special diet.

We knew purebred princesses were pricey, but man!

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

4H!

If you asked Mom to make a list of all the organizations she was positive she'd never belong to, 4H is probably at the very top. Sorry Ma, but I have dreams! So we drove on out to our very first 4H meeting tonight.
We arrived on time, but um... 

Eventually people showed up. Then we spent a full hour talking about vegetables.

You try and get to 7 year old BFFs to sit still for an hour's worth of vegetable talk. It didn't go well...

Luckily, we are not interested in vegetables. We made sure to sign up for GOATS and I decided I would also be making a nice Ferrari to show at the fair this year. Much better!

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Say WHAT?!

Today Mom went in to the dr. for a consultation. Turns out, the doc wanted her to pee in a cup and do an exam!
If you're wondering why the Momparazzi was taking pictures of this experience, it's because she was texting her girlfriends for help the whole time! How is she supposed to drink all of this water?!

and... the room where you pee is DOWN THE HALL!?  She had to go like this...

and then...  and THEN... the dr. came back in and dropped a BOMB on her.

Obviously, she said, the test was wrong.
Two tests? Okay, it's a bad batch...
Two more tests at home? Still... something is up at the manufacturer.
Two MORE tests of differing brands rushed over by a sympathetic girlfriend? Oh man...
Mama Vandy is once again pregnant!?

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

The Relaxing Room

At long last, The Relaxing Room is complete! Don't mind the funky dog blankets on the love seat. Dad spend thousands of dollars on the room and then made sure it was fit only for dogs to sit in...

Mom & Me

Just Mom and I today. We were bored, so we decided to invent a new job for me. I am the official sunroom "relaxation room" security officer.

Mom made me a shirt, I made up a LOT of tickets for violators, along with a long list of rules, and I was ready to go!
Nobody better dare toe the line around here!